Cool Gadgets

It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
the control tower to talk you down.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.
No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but
will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a
bill -just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the
exact fare.

Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.

The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK Stadium.

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
…Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

t is not necessary to say hello or good-bye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
readouts so you know exactly when they’re going to go off.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
duty.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic
eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
other.

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment.

Any elevator will automatically go to your floor without pressing any buttons and take as long as you conversation to reach the right floor.

One product will magically appear at the top of the bag with the
label in clear view.

…70% of all black men are Denzel Washington. The other 30% are Morgan Freeman

A person always manages to keep their skin after jumping out of a speeding car.

There always seems to be a free parking spot right in front of the building the characters are about the enter.

The only use for a bathroom is to clean up bullet/knife/fight wounds.

movie stars only reload if they have something whitty to say

During a car chase, it is a requirement to drive through a fruit and veg market, a cafe with people sat outside, and a pile of empty cardboard boxes.